Oh lord, I cannot believe I did this. FOUR TIMES NO LESS. But The Fugu Mafia wanted, so the Fugu Mafia got.

FIRST ONE.
1. If Kyoto and Buriza-Do were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
Kyoto Eats Buriza-Do, simple as that.

2. If Kiree were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Umm... Some long black haired lady. Selene Gomez? I dunno.

3. Hot Buriza-Do on Mizu action - Yes/No?
FUCK NO.

4. What is one thing Seth isn't exactly made for?
Chewing. Gum.

5. What's Mizu's opinion on cheese?
Is that even valid? MIZU? Seriously, you hold cheese in front of his nose, your hand is BYE BYE.

6. How do your and Keiiyou's talents add up?
Umm... Keiiyou is dead. I imagine if he were alive, He’d fly me to school, and I’d fix him cherries jubilee. Of course, angels don’t eat mortal food, now do they?

7. How would Maya insult Ice?
Ice bit the dust. Fell in a fissure. Maya would most definitely say something along the lines of ‘LOL PHAIL’

8. How do your and Saturn's talents add up?
He drives me to school, I clean his litter box.

9. Is Maya your best friend?
No. Sorry, I don’t think a crazy murderer 18 year old lucario who eats people would be my friend.

10. Would you open a mystery gift Choto just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yeah. She never does anything evil. Or if she did, she conceals it well.

SECOND ONE.

1. Hot Hermes on Apollo action - Yes/No?
NO NO NO NO. I AM HERMES, AND THAT QUESTION IS WRONG WRONG WRONG

2. What was your first impression of Chef Boyardee?
A maniacal god of explosives who wields a nuclear powered flaming spatula staff.

3. If Ares were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Do any celebrities have a spear and bright red hair? I think not.

4. Athena is actually Aphrodite in disguise, you know.
Impossible. Athena is right here, and Aphrodite is right there! Wait, since when did Athena have a poor posture and a zipper down the back of her...

5. What's your fondest memory of Artemis?
We slept over, and egged some random drunk guys house.

6. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Apollo and Janus! How will it go?
Apollo will chat up some nice girls, I roundhouse kick him. He falls down, maimed. Girls scream and run, and Janus runs after them, his split personality disorder kicking in. Next thing ya know, ferris wheel is crushing civilians, Apollo is crying because his ‘Green Day’ shirt caught fire, Janus is sitting on flaming bleachers, randomly shouting “GO BULLS!” And you say YOUR brothers are annoying.

7. Hephaestus suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
I’d say that Hephaestus would run to our mom, and ask to be cast off Mt. Olympus again.

8. How would Hades insult Janus?
‘TWO FACED BACKSTABBER!’

9. What is one thing Aphrodite isn't exactly made for?
Getting dirty, dressing in normal clothes, stepping out from in front of the mirror, etc.

10. What was your first impression of Janus?
Like Hades said.


THIRD ONE

1. What's Zachary's opinion on cheese?
Hates it. He DOES love crickets.

2. What would you do without Renee?
Curl up in a corner and die

3. Sake suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Grill him before he can tell anybody

4. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Jacob or Zachary?
Zach. Would YOU like to be stuck in handcuffs with a Hornet person?

5. Have you ever been in Bananamuk's house?
Bananamuk lives with me.

6. Who does Leo like?
Leo is a female cat, who has never laid eyes on any male except her brothers. So, nobody.

7. How would Aburakoii insult David?
STUPID WINGED PREP!

8. Ever slept in the same room with David?
David sleeps in the clouds. I do not sleep with stupid stuck up angels.

9. Name something you have in common with Luce?
We both have black hair, we both have brown eyes, we both want to kill David...

10. What would you do if Bubu confessed love to you?
Bubu is a toy owl. I would probably die of shock if I saw a toy talking.


LAST ONE


1. Do you miss Kyoto?
He’s not dead, and he is my alter personality, so no.

2. What's Kiree to you?
THE OTHER HALF OF MY LIFE

3. What advice would you give Buriza-Do?
Don’t kiss girls who are not virgins, don’t jump off cliffs, and no matter what pokemon says, DO NOT WALK INTO RANDOM PEOPLES HOUSES.

4. What would you do if you hadn't met Seth?
If I had not met him? Commit suicide, most likely.

5. Is Hermes your best friend?
He is my other alter personality. So, yeah.

6. What if you found out that Chef Boyardee was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Hermes?
Would not worry too much. We do that every day.

7. If Bananamuk were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
No comment. Umm... Joe Jonas?

8. Have you ever been in Zachary's house?
ZACHARY IS ME. I LIVE IN MY HOUSE, DO I NOT?

9. Artemis suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
HUNT HER DOWN. LIKE THE LITTLE WOLFY SHE IS.

10. Oh no, Hades got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Just another millennium ? Please? I’ll give you a thousand drachmas! PLEASE.


THERE. NO MEMES FOR A WHILE. NO MATTER WHAT THE FUGUS SAY.
{EDIT} Now easier to read.